{"id":10971,"date":"2018-04-12T14:50:08","date_gmt":"2018-04-12T12:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/?p=10971"},"modified":"2018-04-12T18:02:41","modified_gmt":"2018-04-12T16:02:41","slug":"telescopages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/telescopages\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e9lescopages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Parfois, l&#8217;histoire joue des tours&#8230; et ces tours deviennent particuli\u00e8rement comiques (pour qui aime <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Q2JtapxiZJU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">l&#8217;humour noir<\/a>) \u00e0 l&#8217;heure de twitter et du &#8220;d\u00e9terrage&#8221; instantan\u00e9 d&#8217;anciennes informations. La preuve en images :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/373146637184401408\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-10979 size-large aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29-1024x532.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29-1024x532.png 1024w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29-768x399.png 768w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29-600x312.png 600w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-twitter-Syrie-2013-08-29.png 1270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Et deux jours plus tard :<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/373743492151136256\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10973 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720-1024x513.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720-1024x513.png 1024w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720-768x385.png 768w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720-600x301.png 600w, https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Trump-Syrie-2013-08-31-e1523536856720.png 1237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pour les mal-anglocomprenants, le 29 ao\u00fbt 2013 Donald Trump apostrophait Obama en ces termes :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Qu&#8217;allons-nous obtenir en bombardant la Syrie \u00e0 par une dette plus grande et un possible conflit \u00e0 long terme ? Obama doit obtenir l&#8217;accord du Congr\u00e8s.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Et il r\u00e9cidivait le 31 ao\u00fbt 2013 :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Pr\u00e9parez-vous, il y a une petite chance pour que nos d\u00e9sastreux dirigeants nous m\u00e8nent sans le savoir vers la troisi\u00e8me guerre mondiale.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c9tonnant, non ?<\/p>\n<p><code>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n<!--\n\n.prisna-gwt-align-left {\n\ttext-align: left !important;\n}\n.prisna-gwt-align-right {\n\ttext-align: right !important;\n}\n\n\n.prisna-gwt-flags-container {\n\tlist-style: none !important;\n\tmargin: 0 !important;\n\tpadding: 0 !important;\n\tborder: none !important;\n\tclear: both !important;\n}\n.prisna-gwt-flag-container {\n\tlist-style: none !important;\n\tdisplay: inline-block;\n\tmargin: 0 2px 0 0 !important;\n\tpadding: 0 !important;\n\tborder: none !important;\n}\n.prisna-gwt-flag-container a {\n\tdisplay: inline-block;\n\tmargin: 0 !important;\n\tpadding: 0 !important;\n\tborder: none !important;\n\tbackground-repeat: no-repeat !important;\n\tbackground-image: url(https:\/\/aitia.fr\/erd\/wp-content\/plugins\/google-website-translator\/images\/all.png) !important;\n\twidth: 22px !important;\n\theight: 16px !important;\n}\n.prisna-gwt-language-en a { background-position: 0px 0px !important; 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